i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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