I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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