he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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