Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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