I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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