Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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