Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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