we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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