If i come over, it means nothing
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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