we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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