I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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