Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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