Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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