i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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