So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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