If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom