We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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