So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there