she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.