brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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