Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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