whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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