You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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