I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
