I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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