somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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