her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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