So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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