I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize