He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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