Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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