I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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