so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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