She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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