I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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