Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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