What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
