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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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