She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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