69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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