i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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