dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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