Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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