"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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