My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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