I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
