SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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