How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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