I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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