Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts