Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME