NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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