how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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