No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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