i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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