Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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