This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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