That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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