This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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