we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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