matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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